Sat-Nag Australia

Irritating, annoying, infuriating! The 110% accurate satellite-navigation spoof. �At the next junction you will be driven completely round the bend.�

Sat-Nag, the in-car non-satellite nagging system. Accurate to within two metres of your mother-in-law. Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded, patronising woman's voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands;

- "I know you're a man, but it's been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you're lost and ask someone the way";

- "In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right"

- "In 50 meters I'm going to put on my most annoying voice and say 'Is your shortcut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?"

- "In 100 meters I'm going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know you've upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault".

There are loads of them, and the main reason they're so darn funny is that (whilst ducking a flying shoe) they're so accurate, we've all been there, and boy are we all going there again. There are a few 'not in front of the children' comments, but none that are too offensive. This anti-compass has a holographic screen, highlighting the important roads such as Whiny Lane, Backseat Drive and Earache Avenue, and will have you howling with laughter both at the idiosyncrasies of women in passenger seats and also how dumb men are behind the wheel - every car should have one.

There�s nothing quite like a passenger with an endless stream of deeply irritating phrases to drive a motorist round the bend. This hilarious nag-in-the-box manages just that, with lines galore from the worst back-seat driver you�ll ever hear. Sat-Nag is quite simply, the quickest route to road rage and the perfect gift for any long-suffering motorist.

Specifications
Size: 90x80x20mm
Phrases: 25
Ages: product not suitable for under 3 years. Contains some mild adult themes, parental guidance recommended.