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Smart Ass G-String - Yummy Mummy S/M

Smart Ass G-String - Yummy Mummy S/M

We all have good days (think: bump into ex looking fabulous) and we all have bad days (think: bump into ex with lunch in teeth, on shirt and in hair). Regardless of the day you have, Smart Ass has you covered. Sexy (unlike your ex) and seamless (unlike the breakup), Smart Ass is inspirational sass for your fantastic ass.

Smart Ass thongs are lovingly made from a high-quality and super plush polyamide/spandex blend with 100% cotton gusset.
They're machine washable in cold, tumble dry low (it's not Smart Ass to be impractical - that would be Dumb Ass).

We "real world" tested countless designs to get just the right fit: a rise that's not too long; not too short, and a "floss" width that's truly comfortable.
Smart Ass thongs have serged seams for a seamless look- even under the most body-hugging fashions- because visible panty lines are just wrong.
A sexy cut- low in the front; high on the leg.

Smart Ass thongs are available in 2 fabulous sizes: s/m and m/l.

Hip Measurement:
S/M: 87.5 - 95cm
M/L: 97.5 - 105cm

Specifications
Size: S/M
Materials: 90% nylon, 10% spandex

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PRICE: A$24.95

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 Smart Ass G-String - Yummy Mummy S/M

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