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Pocket Excuses

We've all got them. Some of us are lucky enough to have several. What are we talking about? People who just love to call you and talk absolute crap! Maybe it's your mate Dave? Or maybe the dreaded inlaws? Or maybe the infuriating telemarketers? Or that bloody office gossip bag again - Rosemary. They all just love to call you at all hours and often at the most inconvenient time.

Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing our unique "In Your Pocket Excuses Machine". This little gadget gives you six different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away!

The following sounds are loud enough to cause havoc on a bus or train. Heaps of comical entertainment.

So, the next time you want to get that someone off the phone quick smart, just pull out the trusty Pocket Excuses Machine and select from one of the six pre-recorded excuses!

1. Baby crying - You say: "I have to go, the baby is crying"

2. Door bell - You then say : "I have to go someone is at the door"

3. Siren - Play the siren, and say a cop is behind your car, and hang up.

4. Static - Just play the static, and say "you're breaking up", it's fast and easy.

5. Car crashing - Play this one, and just hang up. (Perfect for bill collectors.)

...and our favourite...
6. Knock...Knock...Chinese food - You say "My lunch delivery is here, I'll talk to you later."

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